Here's the deal: my best friend just started dating this guy and is inviting him everywhere. Don't get me wrong, he's great and I enjoy his company. However, I'm sick of being the third wheel. Anyone out there want to join me for karaoke tonight? I realize this is a super lame ad.that's just how it's going to be. The night of karaoke, however, will NOT be so super lame.
P.S. I'm not disgusting or hideous, I swear. I'm educated and fun.
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looking for someone that can look past annoying lil bleamishes. My ex-wife enjoyed speading her legs for the world. Yes i made the mistake of being with her, but that shouldnt be held against me right? I am a loyal and devoted guy. I keep getting shot down everytime I am honest and up front with a person about my problem. Most woman are attracted to me humor and my wit. Im 5'6 190, yes i have some weight to lose, currently trying to work on that. I have a lil one that lives with me full time so loving kids is a must. Its cool if you have 1 of your own as well. With that being said, if any of you single, working, own place having woman out there are interested hit me up. If you are hpv+, hsv+, or clean doesnt matter to me. I understand the situation and hope this might make it easier than the alternative. Thanks and take er easy!
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I highly doubt you'll ever read this but I felt compelled-- after all what were the chances I would get bored and answer your innocuous ad? I really was just going to show you housewives seeking casual sex Neligh Nebraska 68756 the monuments. My intentions were originally simple-- show you the normal tourist hot spots, let you take a few pictures, and share a beer or two with someone new...what I wasn't expecting was the way hanging around you turned me on. I can't even place my finger on what or how or why but at some point I realized that I was barely keeping my need/interest to fuck you controlled. I'm not gonna lie, my carnal reaction your proximity caused me some confusion/anxiety at first- I normally pride myself in my self control. One night stands aren't really my thing. However, after that last night my only regret was not your bluff sooner. I doubt that this medium appropriately relays how pleased I am with the way that scenario turned out but I'm gonna give it a try: I find myself remembering the feeling of your 5 o'clock shadow against my skin, my tongue and exploring your mouth while your hands roamed my back. The way you tugged my hair as you pinned me against the wall the minute the elevator door closed.. all that quickly followed by delicious way you looked in those boxer briefs, the slight grin I could hear in your voice while pronouncing my name and the frenzy with which we fucked has led me to break down and address the thrumming need that inevitably begins to build near my belly button and heads quickly south in the middle of the work day....uhhhh yeah. It would be embarrassing as I swear my male colleagues are going to notice my arousal, but I find it so amusing now it leaves me grinning like an idiot while trying to process RFP reports and finish my testing. Don't get me wrong, I've had fantastic sex before. This though definitely ranks near the top of the list. fucking. awesome. So although I gather you might not need anyone to stroke your ego, I figured you'd appreciate the knowledge above ;) This memory is sure to provide me with ample entertainment. Obrigada.
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here. Personally, I think your girlfriend is being an asshole. She should offer you a little more respect than laughing in your face and threatening to shame you by exposing you. On the other hand, it kind of sounds a little bit like you're into that? What most people would do doesn't matter. What matters is what your GF does, and how that makes you feel. Only you can decide that.
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